{"id":433,"date":"2008-09-06T23:05:36","date_gmt":"2008-09-07T04:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/?p=433"},"modified":"2008-09-06T23:29:52","modified_gmt":"2008-09-07T04:29:52","slug":"crazy-closets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/?p=433","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Closets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When we moved in a few years ago Cherie discovered a loose baseboard in one of the bedroom closets.  Behind it was a stash of cigarettes.  This evening I found a much more elaborate hiding spot in the other bedroom complete with its own latch and bungee cord.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/media\/secretcubby.jpg\" alt=\"Secret Cubby\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Front Bedroom Closet&#8217;s Secret Cubby &#8211; September 6th, 2008<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But our closets contain other craziness such as a telephone directory and cartoon graffiti.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/media\/closetnumbers.jpg\" alt=\"Closet Phone Directory\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Front Bedroom Closet&#8217;s Telephone Directory &#8211; September 6th, 2008<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/media\/closetgraffiti.jpg\" alt=\"Closet Graffiti\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Back Bedroom Closet&#8217;s Graffiti &#8211; September 6th, 2008<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Did I mention we found porn above some ductwork in the basement during one of our showings?  Ah, home sweet home&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we moved in a few years ago Cherie discovered a loose baseboard in one of the bedroom closets. Behind it was a stash of cigarettes. This evening I found a much more elaborate hiding spot in the other bedroom complete with its own latch and bungee cord. Front Bedroom Closet&#8217;s Secret Cubby &#8211; September [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":440,"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions\/440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gelkote.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}